Don’t Be Stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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So it’s the end of the year, finally. WE MADE IT! Congratulations to those who are graduating. I know it was hard, but you did it: you got your diploma! I know that the school year is almost over, but that doesn’t mean that you need to do stupid things. I don’t want to sound like your mother, but sweety keep your shiz together. DO NOT GO AND JUMP OUT OF WINDOWS! It won’t do any good for you. Trust me. I believe that you can be a good student.

So kids, just FYI: there are cops everywhere. They’re at Ridleys, McDonalds, Everywhere. Please do not sluff. It’s the end of the school year and I know you don’t want to be here. Trust me, I don’t either. But if the yearbook seniors who are done with the yearbook come to school, you should too.

Please think through your actions before you pursue them. Think “how is this gonna effect me if I get caught?” The school administration might be a little harsher now but I don’t know. Do you want to be the one to find out? Because I don’t.

GIRLS PUT CLOTHES ON! I mean it’s fine to start wearing shorts, but not ones that show everything. Just consider other people; nobody wants to see that. Stay covered and here’s a tip: if they are shorter than your fingertips don’t wear them. You’re gonna get dress coded anyway. So why put forth the effort of putting them on if you’ll just have to change later?

I know that there is a lot more to cover but I don’t have the time to write it. Basically just use your common sense. Be smart, and be calm. We can get through this next couple of weeks together. You can do it. Just remember, DON’T BE STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!