September Horoscopes


Saylor Funk, Writer

Capricorn (Dec. 23-Jan. 19)  No matter how busy life gets, just pet your dog they deserve it.

Aquarius (Jan. 20- Feb. 18) Chill out. Why not eat a cupcake?

Pisces (Feb. 19- March 20) All of the colors are changing. Go outside and enjoy them.

Aries (March 21- April 19) Stop freaking out about homework so much. Enjoy your free time.

Taurus (April 20- May 20)  Just watch some Netflix; it will calm you down.

Gemini (May 21- June 20) Why not try something new. Maybe you’ll enjoy it.

Cancer (June 21- July 22) Look for what is right in front of you, because you might find something worth looking for.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Watch out for pedestrians while driving at night!

Virgo (Aug. 23- Sept. 22) Do something nice for someone; go and buy them a gift.

Libra (Sept. 23- Oct. 22) Watch where you’re going. You might run into something…like a post.

Scorpio (Oct. 23- Nov.21) Don’t over-stress your self. Do things one thing at a time.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22- Dec.21) Have some fruit; it’s good for you.