Beyoncé in the Illuminati?

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2011 MTV Video Music Awards, Los Angeles, America - 28 Aug 2011

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jim Smeal/BEI / Rex Features ( 1430956n ) Beyonce 2011 MTV Video Music Awards, Los Angeles, America - 28 Aug 2011

Jim Smeal/BEI / Rex Features

Jim Smeal/BEI / Rex Features

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jim Smeal/BEI / Rex Features ( 1430956n ) Beyonce 2011 MTV Video Music Awards, Los Angeles, America - 28 Aug 2011

Katie Phillips, Staff Writer

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Hey nerds.

Finally the real news is being reported.

Is Beyoncé a part of the Illuminati? The evidence is staggering.

First off, she has a signature hand gesture. A hand gesture in which she makes a triangle with her hands and puts it in front of her eyes, a trademark symbol of the Illuminati. As we all know she preformed in the Super Bowl in 2013 and soon after her performance ended, the lights went out. Coincidence? Probably not.

Her child’s name, Blue Ivy, could stand for Born Living Under Evil, Illuminati’s Very Youngest. Wow.

The Illuminati brought her to fame. What else could explain it (I mean besides her immense talent and honesty)?

Last, she calls out the rumor itself in her hit song from her newest album, Formation. “Y’all haters corny with that Illuminati mess.” Whoa. Subtle. (Also, I love you, I’m not a hater, I promise.)

[Yes and all my sources are incredibly credible.]

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